I bet there’s actual action on MNF. I wonder what the score is?
Sting is going to wrestle on Raw! About 15 years after it would have actually meant something.
Yes, I am ready! Thanks for asking. But no one’s making history tonight. There’s something very Schiavone-esque about constantly saying that. No offense, partner.
Here comes New Day! I like the trombone. But I’m not sure who that guy is.
“Gettin’ jiggy”? Welcome to 1997! Well, that’s not true. A lot more people would be watching.
“Sun Records”? Welcome to 1955! Which one is Lou Thesz?
The New Day crap excruciatingly stretches over three segments. Other crap excruciatingly stretches over three hours. The result: A 2.42 rating. Let’s see, if last week’s 2.44 was “historically low,” then…OH, CRAP!
It’s a three-hour tour worthy of Gilligan and the Skipper. But they got better ratings. Pro wrestling used to be a parody of sport. This is a parody of pro wrestling. I think Daniel Bryan actually said that.
Bruce Mitchell of PWTorch.com sometimes does this sort of stream of consciousness for an entire WWE program. Maybe one of these days I’ll…NAH, NO ***KIN’ WAY!
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