John Cena is tired of hearing jokes about his bald spot and is going to great lengths to make it go away.
Undisputed WWE Champion John Cena was a recent guest on The Pat McAfee Show. When asked about his hair looking better last night at WrestleMania 41, Cena revealed that he’s undergone surgical hair replacement.
“It’s coming in. [Did you do something?] Oh, I did. It’s coming in,” John Cena said. “Yeah, see, I listen to you idiots. I do. You have to take the ones from the side and clamp it in on the top. You take the lawn over here and you put it on the dry spot. It just takes a while for it to come in. It’s coming in, man! It’s coming. Hopefully, in a couple months it looks better. Yeah, I’m going out with a huge, long hair.
“There’s another headline for you: hair transplant. There it is. Look at that. I’m dropping them, dog. There’s no shame in that, man. I got a problem. I try to fix it. And I’m not gonna tell you who did it, because I’m still waiting for it to get better. Once it gets better and I got the long flowing locks, and I’ll be like, yo, go to this guy, truly go to this guy.
John Cena says his hair is a work in progress
“So I’m working on it, work in progress. I just saw so many bald spot signs, you know? And that’s the thing, when you get it, so you get the deal right, and your hair falls out because the new ones have to grow, so the old ones fall out. So like in January, February was like, I had it in November. That’s when I came, like, half a skinhead up here.
“Oh, by the way, thank you for being so aware of my needs and emotions, because you guys ripped me to shreds for a genetic problem that I can’t control. Hey, dude, you don’t look good enough out there. Like, that’s what I’m saying. This isn’t cool. You guys aren’t cool to me. Like, I’m in the Rumble, trying to win. And like, hey, how’s the bald spot?
“Like, yo, that’s not fair! I can’t control that. It happens to seven out of 10 dudes. I get leaning into uncomfortable stuff. Hey, maybe if you got a good friend and they tell you, like, maybe don’t wear that out. That’s cool. One of you sons of bitches could have pulled me to the side. No, but in unison, you chant and you make me feel small and you embarrass me.
“Like, y’all don’t know what that’s like. That is straight-up bullying. That’s just not cool. I don’t like it. That’s not cool. So, thank you for bullying me into getting surgical hair replacement. Like, that’s how far y’all push me. I just appreciate that. But yo, it’s coming in. Come on, fuzzies!”
John Cena is scheduled for tonight’s episode of WWE RAW. WrestleZone will have live coverage of the show later this evening.
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