Another Geico parody / WWE Shop ad featuring Goldust. He is an uncomfortable blind date and makes the girl he is with squirm a little bit. He asks to breathe on her and she says no.
RAW Main Event
Sheamus vs John Cena
Sheamus overpowers Cena and stomps away before Cena gets back the upper hand and goes after Sheamus with fists. He throws Sheamus out of the ring and into the steps, but Sheamus counters by throwing Cena into the barricade and knees him in the head. They take the match back to the ring and Sheamus hits Cena with some right hands. Sheamus hits an axe handle smash to the back of Cena and then sets up a suplex, only to have it reversed by Cena. Cena rams Sheamus’ shoulder into the ringpost and waits for Sheamus to get back in. Cena tries for the Attitude Adjustment but Sheamus fights out and hits an uranage like backbreaker.
Both men are trading punches and taking each other’s moves when Sheamus knee lifts Cena out of the ring. Cena tries getting back in and Sheamus hits the knee again. Sheamus tries again but Cena avoids it and tries for a bulldog but Sheamus reverses this and works over Cena some more before attempting another pin for two. Sheamus stretches Cena over the ropes and clubs away at his chest, then takes his time with Cena. Cena gains momentum and hits a flying shoulder block and the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Cena goes for the Attitude Adjustment and Sheamus holds onto the ropes, so Cena dumps him over the top rope. Cena walks right into a spinebuster by Batista, who snuck out behind Cena. Batista hits two more spinebusters, and attempts a Batista Bomb but turns it into his new submission move.
Winner by DQ – John Cena
Batista is screaming at Cena to quit and Cena is is agony trying to fight the pain and he won’t say those words. Batista keeps the hold locked in as the referee tries to get him to break it, and Cena almost passes out then screams as RAW goes off the air.
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