WWE Raw Results – March 1st, 2010

We get back and Cheech and Chong are in the back, still high, with Chavo Guerrero, Yoshi Tatsu, Carlito and Primo.  A lot of cheesiness really.  A chicken comes in who sounds a lot like Santino Marella (it clearly is) telling them that a diva gimmick match (couldn’t understand what he said) is coming up soon.  They say "far out" and we cut to the ring for another MITB qualifying match.

MVP vs Zack Ryder

Money In the Bank Qualifier Match

Ryder comes out firing, but the offense is short-lived as MVP takes over.  He hits a high knee and goes "Ballin".  Rosa is shown on the outside – not sure what she’s doing there and neither do Cole or Lawler – and MVP his the Playmaker and gets the three count.

WINNER: MVP

COMMERCIAL

Cheech and Chong come out to the ring staggering and still showing the effects of being high.  Chong welcomes them to Monday Night Raw and Cheech tells him that it’s been on for an hour and a half, or a day and a half.  They make reference to the "magic cheerios" and they announce the divas.  Gail Kim, Kelly Kelly, and Eve come out first in skimpy pajamas with pillows.  Apparently, we are having some sort of a pillow fight.  Maryse, Jillian, and Alicia Fox come out.

Diva’s Pillow Fight

The bell sounds and Maryse does her pose by the ropes and all the women start hitting her.  Jillian starts clotheslining everyone and then takes a pillow and hits all of them with it.  Cheech and Chong are watching from outside in recliners.  Kelly Kelly comes in and smothers Jillian with a pillow before hitting a double leg drop.  She goes for a cover, but it gets broken up.  Gail Kim and Eve double team Maryse and Kim goes for a cover, but Eve breaks it up before they both get taken down by Alicia Fox.  Gail Kim hits her finisher on Fox, but then gets knocked out of the ring by Eve.  Eve hits a front flip leg drop on Fox and gets the three.

WINNER: Eve

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