*SPOILERS* Complete Results for Tonight’s Thanksgiving Impact Wrestling Broadcast

* Bromans beat Dewey Barnes and Norv Fernum pretty easily following a Hart Attack on Norv. They made them wear the turkey suits and made them do the turkey dance. Eric Young and ODB did with them.

* The main event was an elimination tag team match between EGO & X-Division Chris Sabin, facing off against Kurt Angle, Magnus, James Storm and Gunner. 

* We had the “winner winner turkey dinner” and all of the winners came out including Bobby Roode, Bad Influence, Chris Sabin, Velvet Sky, Gail Kim, Lei’d Tapa Bromans and Zema Ion. (Not sure why EC3 wasn’t out if he had won a match.) Spud welcomed them all. Roode said this is a table for winners only to Sabin. He said Roode was right and told Velvet she had to leave. He asked Zema to take a seat. Roode said to feast your red on true winners. They would like to thank Dixie for their careers in Impact Wrestling. Roode asks what they are thankful for. Daniels says he is for his intelligence being handsome and being well endowed. Kazarian is thankful that Joe Park is not ere to drink the gravy or fornicate the pumpkin pie and says he is glad to be here with Daniels and Roode. Gail says she is thankful for Lei’d Tapa and being the most dominant Knockout. Sabin says he is thankful for the beautiful luxurious…hair on his head and being the greatest x division champion of all time. Robbie E says he and Bromans are thankful for Phil Heath and the new resident DJ for TNA and new member of the Bromans Zema Ion. He says they are thankful for not wearing the turkey suits and being the best tag team champions of all time. Roode says he is thankful for being the it factor and the upcoming world heavyweight champion and beating Kurt Angle. He says let’s feast. Kurt Angle’s music hits. Roode challenges him to get in the ring and take them all on. He said Roode isn’t alone and neither is he. ODB, EY, Storm, Gunner, Velvet come out and a big food fight erupts.

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