11/28 TNA Impact Wrestling Results: Curry Man Returns, Team Angle vs. Team Roode, Dixie Carter’s Thanksgiving Day Feast & More

-After the main event, Kurt Angle hits Sabin in the face with the chair, and clears the ring of all the heels, standing tall all on his own. 

-Backstage, Team Roode celebrates their "victory" and Roode wants them to think about all the things they are thankful for. He says he's now beaten Kurt Angle for a third straight time, and he is unbeatable. 

-James Storm wants to know what's going on with Gunner, as he threw in the towel last week, and now they lost to Team Roode. Gunner asks if they have a plan as a team, or if it's just the James Storm Show, and walks away. Storm says nobody dictates his future, especially Gunner. 

-Next week it's going to be Jeff Hardy vs. Bully Ray in a Tables Match, and Magnus vs. Kurt Angle in a Last Man Standing Match as the semi-final round matches in the TNA world title tournament. 

-Rockstar Spud comes out and brings down all the winners of tonight's show, which includes Bad Influence, Bobby Roode, Chris Sabin, Lei'd Tapa, Gail Kim, the BroMans and Zema Ion. Velvet Sky comes down with Sabin. They all sit around a table with a ton of food at it. Roode tells Velvet Sky that she has to leave, because she didn't win anything tonight, and Sabin makes her leave. Zema gets to stay, because he's awesome. 

-Roode kicks off the ass-kissing by thanking Dixie Carter for their careers, and for Thanksgiving dinner. Daniels says he's thankful for being well-endowed. Kazarian says he's thankful that Joseph Park isn't here, and that he gets to spend tonight with E.G.O. Gail Kim thanks Lei'd Tapa, and that she's the most dominant TNA Knockout in the history of the company. Sabin is up next, and is thankful for the beautiful …. luxurious … hair that is on his head. No Velvet. And for the X-Division title, and Velvet gets an afterthought. The BroMans thank Phil Heath, their new DJ Zema Ion, and that they didn't have to wear turkey suits. 

-Kurt Angle has decided he's had enough of Roode talking about himself, and says he sees a ring full of turkeys, not winners. He says they all cheated to win tonight, so none of them will get to enjoy the fruits of their labor. Roode challenges him to get in the ring, and Angle says he's brought along a few friends to even the odds. Out comes James Storm, Gunner, Dewey & Norv (still wearing the turkey suits), Velvet Sky, ODB and EY. This leads to a massive brawl and food fight. Velvet smashes pie all over Gail Kim, as ODB takes out Lei'd Tapa with a steel chair. EY starts attacking people with a turkey (to a big "TNA" chant), and finishers start flying all over the place. Norv and Dewey hit "Flying Turkeys" across the ring on the tag champs. The babyfaces all celebrate with a case of beer to end Impact Wrestling and Thanksgiving Night. 

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