It’s A Fact of Life with Special Guest Bram:
Let Drake talk to you all. Drake says that he’s the official of calling out dummies. Drake says that if he calls someone a dummy, do something about it. Drake points out some dummy’s in the crowd. Drake is not here to talk about politics. Drake says that his feast or fired briefcase can change the world. This leads to Drake introducing FBI’s newest favorite target and future former TNA King of the Mountain Champion, Bram. Bram says that he’s not stupid, he knows that Drake is playing games.
Bram calls Drake’s briefcase dangerous, but Eli Drake is not dangerous. Drake hits the dummy meter and says that he’s the most dangerous man in Bram’s world. Drake is here to make deal. Bram says that he can rip Drake’s throat out. Drake ends the show. Bram says that Drake has no bloody testicles. Bram calls Drake down to the ring. Drake hops on the ring apron and tells Bram that he’s not cashing in his briefcase tonight. Bram rolls Drake into the ring. Bram goes for the Brighter Side of Suffering, but Drake escapes with his briefcase intact.
