WWE SmackDown Results (3/28): Wyatt vs Harper, AJ/Shane Contract Signing, John Cena Gives Miz and Maryse A Reality Check

– Breezango will be in the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal.

– The panel for this year’s WWE WrestleMania Kickoff Show: Renee Young, Booker T, Shawn Michaels and Jerry Lawler.

Miz TV: The Finale of Total Bellas Bulls***

We got more unseen footage from Total Bellas Bulls***. John Cena is ready for his Boardwalk Empire Dinner. Daniel Bryan says that he’s a vegan and refuses to eat the steak. Nikki refuses to follow Cena’s rule. Nikki gets on her knees and proposes to Cena. Miz and Maryse says that you’ll get the response from Cena after this commercial break. Cena rejects Nikki’s proposal because he hustles the fans, he has people who are loyal to him, and he only respects Money. Miz and Maryse will humiliate them at WrestleMania and he’ll have to fade into obscurity. Cena doesn’t want to have that reminder around him. Miz and Maryse take off the Nena outfits.  Miz says that they’ll make sure that WrestleMania is your curtain call. Cena will not have a career in Hollywood because he’s a circus act. The Kids Choice Awards is the closest thing Nikki will get to having kids with John Cena. Miz says the whole world will find out that your life is total bulls***. The real John Cena and Nikki Bella comes out to interrupt Miz and Maryse. Miz is shocked it took them so long to interrupt them.

Cena was laughing with everyone else. Miz made fun off all of the house rules. Maryse can talk about how Nikki kept her out of WWE, but why she’s standing in a WWE ring right now? Cena said that WWE didn’t want to bring her back. Miz talks about Cena’s fifteen year plan to go to Hollywood, but he’s as brand loyal as Vince McMahon. Cena brings up the fact he does movies, but he always comes back. Randy Orton, Triple H, Dean Ambrose, Sheamus do it. Hell Miz makes crappy remakes of movies he made ten years ago, but it’s cool.  Cena wants to know what Maryse is doing here? The women are given a chance to do things better than men. Last week, Nicole lifted a 220 pound man. Maryse takes a paycheck and is a waste of space.  Miz begged for Maryse to come back so they could be on Total Divas.

How many kids do Miz and Maryse have? Is Miz firing blanks. Cena told Miz not to bring a knife to a gun fight but he didn’t listen. Does Miz realize how ridiculous he sounds. Miz always blame someone when he falls down. Cena is going to punch Miz in the mouth on Sunday. Cena has stripped away everything that makes people think of him. He’ll crush Miz at WrestleMania. Miz wastes his time memorizing Cena’s house rules, but he forgot the one main rule. If you want to be tough, act tough. They are gutless, spineless cowards. Cena wants Miz to prove him wrong. He tells Miz to take a shot but if you swing, he’ll swing back. If Maryse takes a step, Nikki will knock the Botox out of her cheeks. Miz and Maryse back away and leaves the ring, Nikki says that Miz and Maryse are fake and on Sunday they’re going to kick their ass.

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