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Sting comes out and says there are alot of inmates trying to run the asylum, but it is so out of hand that he is going to deal with them right now and calls out Bobby Roode. The champion makes his way out and says his calendar is pretty full and Sting is wasting his time so he wants to get to the point, but Sting says he is on his time now. Sting says everyone has been behaving except for Roode, and he attacked Jeff Hardy and AJ Styles but Roode says it makes good television because he took them both out. He says it is an amazing way to go off the air, and he thinks Sting brought him out there to thank him because he is going to save Impact and carry the company into the new year.
Sting says he didn't bring him out to thank him, he brought him out to remind him that everytime he makes a bad choice there will be consequences, and they will start right now. AJ Styles makes his way out and Roode says he knows what is going on because Sting is fighting AJ's battles, but Sting says they aren't done yet and there are more consequences. Jeff Hardy comes out to confront Roode and he says they respect Sting's authority and he wants to know why Roode doesn't. Roode says screw Sting and he hates his decision making and rules, but Sting says how about screw you Roode, and he will be in a three-way match against AJ and Hardy tonight!
Karen Jarrett has the Knockouts outside and she says she asked for a Thanksgiving Thong Throwdown, but everyone chose not to listen. She says she was put in charge of their division and they disobeyed her, so they will wash all six of the wrestlers' cars behind them, and they better be squeaky clean. Karen says she has some phone calls to make so they better disrobe and be washing the cars in their bikinis when she comes back, and Madison takes her robe off and yells at them to get started and listen to Karen.