WWE RAW Results
John Laurinaitis comes out and kisses up to the fans and says no one that is successful is perfect and everyone makes mistakes. He says the key is to not repeat the same mistakes twice, and he is sure he will be named permanent GM of RAW. John says HHH doing his review, then he changes the subject to next month's Elimination Chamber match and announces CM Punk will defend against Kofi Kingston, Dolph Ziggler, Miz, R-Truth and Chris Jericho. He says they will all enjoy that when it goes down, but tonight they are going see Beth Phoenix defend her title against Eve, and Randy Orton will return for the first time in a month. He also announces Kofi and Miz will be in action, and since he loves first time ever matches, the fans will see CM Punk face Daniel Bryan in a champion vs champion match.
CM Punk comes out and cuts him off by singing the 'na na na na… goodbye' song and gets the fans and Justin Roberts to help him out with it. Punk enters the ring and continues to sing it, they calls him clownshoes, but John laughs and says he was a man of his word and tells Punk he wants an apology. Punk makes fun of him and says he is a liar, and tells him the only reason he came out is to see him one last time before HHH fires him. He makes fun of how John talks and says he sucks and blows, and he isn't the biggest fan of HHH but he can't wait to see him kick John's ass out. John says the board is about business and he has done alot for the company, and he just wants to start over with him and extends his hand.
Punk asks if he is tired because he might make him go to sleep for putting his hand out, then Daniel Bryan cuts Punk off and enters the ring. Bryan tells them he was winning a match while Punk was involved in a soap opera, and he knows John wants to put on a good show but Punk isn't much of a challenge for him. He says that he is more than a wrestler because he is a role model, and he is a vegan but Punk said he already knew that and asks what exactly he does eat? Bryan says he will shove a pipe bomb down his throat if he continues with the jokes, and Punk says they go back a long time and they should just go out and give Kansas City a great wrestling match. (Cont'd…)
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