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Jeff Hardy comes to the ring and says his problem with Kurt Angle started when Kurt cost him the world title, but they will hurt each other Sunday. He says Kurt has nowhere to run, and they are going to end this once and for all, then he asks the Creatures of the night to make noise before he leaves. We see a James Storm promo from last week then Eric Young is talking to himself about his wedding when Sarita and Rosita come in and flirt with him. They ask EY if he thought things through because once he puts the ring on it's final, but EY tells them to stop because he is in love and wants to get married.
Eric Young walks out to the ring to start the wedding then ODB makes her way out and she has the cage door locked so EY 'tests' it to see if the lock will hold. The minister starts his vows and talks about how the steel cage is symbolic of the commitment needed for a marriage to work. He says he wants to show a video that shows EY and ODB's love for one another, then EY reads his vows and says he doesn't care if she farts and she can rub his feet. EY says they will be a team in the ring and in marriage, then ODB says she won't take his name but she will take his ring music. ODB says he can have a BAM buffet anytime he wants, then the minister asks for someone to speak against the marriage or hold their peace.
Rosita and Sarita come out to the ramp to object, and Sarita says they tried to show him what a real woman was, and she asks him if he wants a piece of them. Sarita tells Rosita to show him what he is missing, and she strips and Sarita also dances in the aisle and ODB asks EY to make the right choice. She says she doesn't have what they have, then she takes off her dress and does a shot while she waits for EY to make a decision. EY says ODB is perfect for him and he has dreamed about this forever, but he just thought of the thing to make this wedding absolutely perfect. He strips down to his underwear and tells the minister to do it too, then he strips and announces them husband and wife so ODB jumps on EY and makes out with him.