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Matt Cardona: Some Days I Need To Plan Out When I’m Going To Take A Sh*t, That’s How Busy I Am

Will he or won’t he? Matt Cardona won’t give any hints about his future with WWE.

During a recent interview with Chris Van Vliet on Insight, Matt Cardona was asked about the online pitch for a cinematic match between himself and “Zack Ryder”. Cardona said that it’s an interesting idea, but he just doesn’t have time to bring it to fruition.

“Someone came to me and they actually wanted to do that but the thing is, I don’t own the Zack Ryder IP, intellectual property, so we’d have to dance around that. And this is going to sound horrible to say too, but I just don’t have the f-ckin’ time to do it,” Cardona said. “Not only [do I not have time to shave the beard and grow it back], I don’t have the bandwidth. I’m stretched so thin, some days I need to plan out when I’m going to take a shit, that’s how busy I am. I love it though.

“Typically I’m wrestling or I do an appearance on Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I do the podcast on Monday, we do this thing called WhatNot, like a live auction every Monday and the podcast has turned into wrestling figures, wrestling shows, live shows, so I’m doing podcast work every single day,” Cardona explained. “What started off as a 45-minute, once a week show has turned into a f-ckin’ business, which is f-ckin’ incredible and insane at the same time.”

Van Vliet noted that if Cardona went back to WWE, he wouldn’t be able to do most of the things he just named.

“Well then I wouldn’t go back,” Cardona proclaimed.

Cardona then said he appreciated Van Vliet asking him if he’d had talks with WWE, but it’s not something he would shed any light on because any talk about him helps his own brand.

“I appreciate you asking me this but here’s the truth; if I were to go back, I wouldn’t reveal it here,” Cardona said. “And if I wasn’t going back, I wouldn’t reveal it here because I want people talking. The more people are talking about Matt Cardona, the better for me. I’m the Internet Champion now and forever, so let them talk.”

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