SEGMENT #6
*HALL & WALTMAN ARE IN THE IMPACT ZONE! AND THEY LOOK TERRIBLE!
*"How do they keep getting in the building?" Someone lets them in, dumbass!
*Why is security behind Nash & Young, not between them and Hall & Waltman? If every wrestling promotion has a common weakness, it's incompetent security.
*"Ribbing, shizzow…" CARNY TALK, BI-ATCH! AWESOME! RAW'S IN TROUBLE NOW!
*Hall got short of breath during his interview. How's he going to wrestle?
*Hall and Waltman are risking their careers? That's like playing blackjack at the $1 table.
*"I'll be the one that looks like Elvis." Yeah, Elvis dead on the toilet.
*Let's see…if Nash turns on Young, Hall & Waltman get jobs. Gee, wonder what's gonna happen?
SEGMENT #7
*TNA can't kill Kurt Angle. He is a big star, period.
*Gold medal, army medal…can't we find something better for Angle to feud over?
*"These brave men fight for our country." Yeah, but right now they're at a wrestling show.
*"They chose to leave their family and loved ones behind." OK, enough about Karen Angle.
*A disproportionate number of Army recruits ARE high-school dropouts. It's true. It's damn true.
*Why didn't the soldiers hit Mr. Anderson on the ramp? That's why we lost in 'Nam.
*OK, now they're attacking Anderson en masse. That's why the whole world hates us.
*Geez, Kurt sweats a TON.
*Think Mr. Anderson thanks God that his real last name happens to have three syllables?
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