Mark Madden Reviews TNA Impact With “Mojo Madden!”

SEGMENT #8

*Hogan must REALLY look terrible if Bubba the Love Stooge is criticizing his appearance.

*If you can't trust Earl Hebner, who can you trust? Gee, nothing could possibly go askew now. You're bleeding and battered. Your daughter is crying. Your girlfriend appears to be on the verge of lactating. You're facing your most hated rival and his protege who, in your heart, you know is way too small but you're gonna have to sell some for him anyway. So you trust Earl Hebner. I guess Judas, Benedict Arnold and Vidkun Quisling weren't available.

*Jarrett and Foley? Boy, just when things were going good.

 

SEGMENT #9

*Beer Money drags Jarrett to the ring where the fans can see him. Talk about a heel move.

*"Why volunteer to beat down a man who helped you?" Because they're heels, dumbass.

*The "Eye of the Storm" should be renamed "Ridin' the Storm Out." Beer Money should be renamed REO Speedwagon.

*Never mind ROH. I think I accidentally flipped to the most recent incarnation of Memphis wrestling.

*You can tell a babyface isn't over when he gets squashed in a handicap match, screwed by a referee, screwed by the promotion, screwed by friends…and STILL gets no sympathy heat.

*Would it have killed Brooke Hogan to manually satisfy Abyss?

*Would it have killed Brooke Hogan to…nah, better not.

*Last time ever? Promises, promises.

 

SEGMENT #10

*Abyss = Fat Undertaker..

 

SEGMENT #11

*Ric, don't call the spots so loud!

*Would it have killed Brooke Hogan to manually satisfy Flair? Actually, it might have.

*Look at Flair bleeding all over the place. I think I'll buy a North Carolina lottery ticket.

*IT'S A YAPAPI STRAP MATCH!

*I haven't seen this much blood since Jim Cornette took Paul Heyman's phone call.

*RIC, DON'T GO TO THE TOP ROPE! RIC, DON'T GO…DAMN!

*Hebner refereeing was a non-swerve. Wow

*Jeff Hardy. Double wow.

*The show didn't suck. Triple wow.