Brian Cage shared a hot take about pizza. No, not whether pineapple belongs on pizza. He says a plain, or cheese pizza, is worthless. If Cage gets a pizza, he wants toppings on it. However, cheesy bread with dip, which is essentially pizza, is totally fine.
“Food hot take. Cheese pizza is worthless. Like a meat less taco,” Brian Cage wrote on Twitter/X. “However, cheesy bread dipped in marinara is great. I don’t make up the rules.”
He… kinda has a point? Pizza is always better with pepperoni (and cheesy garlic bread is great), but let’s not discount the satisfaction of a well-made and lovely cheese pizza.
Cage moved on from the food debate to propose another, more puzzling, yet hilarious, question by comparing women’s overgrown toenails to the front claw of a velociraptor.
“Next topic,” Cage wrote. “Why do girls grow out there toe nails past there toes???? Does anyone like this velociraptor look?”
…because they want to? I don’t even know if this is a current fashion trend or anything, but I’m eagerly waiting for Don Callis to see this one.
Brian Cage is currently out of action due to injury. He had surgery to repair a quad tendon in April, and had a second surgery in June for a knee replacement. He remains under contract with AEW; his last was a win in a six-man tag team match on the March 22 episode of Collision.
This summer, it was also reported that Cage and Lance Archer will appear in Steven Spielberg’s upcoming movie. It’s since been reported that the project is a UFO adventure, and legendary composer John Williams will score the film, set for release in 2026.
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