Six-Person Match:
-John Morrison, Trish Stratus & Snooki vs. Dolph Ziggler & LayCool
Snooki slaps Dolph to start things off. Trish and McCool are going to be first in the ring. McCool works over Trish for a while before Trish starts coming back. They’re duking it out on the top rope now and they both fall sideways and crash onto the floor – hard! Back in the ring, Ziggler breaks up a nearfall attempt by Trish. Morrison knocks Dolph to the floor. Morrison hits Starship Pain on Ziggler on the floor. Trish tags Snooki in. The crowd shits all over here. She hits a cartwheel and two back-flips into an elbow in the corner. Awesome! She hits some cool flip move into a splash for the pinfall victory.
Winners: John Morrison, Trish Stratus & Snooki
WWE Title:
-The Miz (c) vs. John Cena
The Miz comes out first. John Cena is up next. There’s a big chorus singing as a DMX song plays. Finally Cena comes out and his music hits. He runs to the ring. And our main event is officially underway. Cena in control of the offense early on. Cena hits a huge leg-drop off the top rope onto Miz. Nice. Miz avoids a Cena move and now Miz is in control of the offense. Miz baseball-slide style dropkicks Cena in the ribs. He knocks him to the floor. Miz cheap-shots Cena across the apron and rolls him back in the ring. Nearfall by Miz. Miz with a nice facebuster/neckbreaker combo move for another nearfall. Miz takes the padding off of one of the turnbuckles. Cena rolls Miz up for a nearfall but the ref was distracted by the turnbuckle situation still. Back on their feet, Cena and Miz slug it out near the exposed turnbuckle. Cena slaps the STF onto Miz out of nowhere. Miz is struggling to get to the ropes to break the hold. He finally does. Thanks to Alex Riley, Cena is blasted into the exposed turnbuckle bolt. Miz immediately follows up with the Skull Crushing Finale for a nearfall. Cena kicks out at two. A small “Yabba Dabba” chant breaks out. The ref is bumped during a second Skull Crushing Finale attempt. Cena reverses and hits the FU on Miz. He tries a pin but the ref is still down. Alex Riley hits Cena in the face with a metal briefcase. Immediately after, Miz covers Cena and the ref is revived for the count. Cena still kicks out at two. Riley is back up on the apron distracting the ref. Miz has the metal briefcase again. Cena ducks and Miz nails Riley off the apron with the briefcase. Cena immediately after hits an FU for a pinfall attempt. Miz kicks out at two. Crowd bought into that false-finish big time. Miz rolls to the floor to recover. Cena follows him out and hits a huge running clothesline on Miz, knocking him over the barricade and into the crowd. They are double counted out. The Rock comes out and says there’s no way WrestleMania ends like that. He demands the match be restarted. Now it’s no count out, no time limit, no DQ, no doubt about it, no crying to your mama. He does a few more catchphrases and the match resumes. Cena goes to work on Miz. He throws him back in the ring. Out of nowhere, The Rock hits a Rock Bottom on Cena and walks off. Miz crawls over and pins Cena for the 1-2-3. Miz retains the WWE title thanks to The Rock.
Winner and STILL WWE Champion: The Miz
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