Michael Cole gets on the announcer's table and says his challenge with JR won't take place tonight because JR has an inflammatory bowel problem. He says some side effects and says he would be man enough to compete, then holds up a diaper and says JR should have worn these to the ring. Cole says he will see if JR will show up next week, but that all 'depends', and the crowd boos him as Statler and Waldorf say there is nothing worse than listening to Michael Cole talk.
John Morrison is backstage with Miss Piggy and he asks what she wanted to talk about, but she asks him to dinner instead. He hesistates and says he is busy, but he has a friend in mind and brings in Hornswoggle. He shows her his tattoo and she says it's beautiful, then she karate kicks him when he leans in and kisses her. Kermit comes over and checks on him but he holds his stomach and walks off, and Cody Rhodes comes in and puts a paper bag on his head to end the segment.
Miz vs John Cena
Cena hits a dropkick then runs at Miz, but Miz ducks and hits a clothesline and repeatedly kicks Cena until the ref calls for a break. He bounces off the ropes and kicks Cena in the head, then applies a standing headlock, but Cena counters out and Miz kicks him in the head again. He measures him up in the corner then taunts the fans, and Miz hits a running clothesline in the corner and goes up to the top turnbuckle to hit an axehandle smash. Miz continues to kick Cena and puts him in a headlock, but Cena counters with a hiptoss and a shoulder tackle. He hits Five Knuckle Shuffle and goes for an AA but Miz counters and hits an inverted DDT for a two count. (Cont'd…)
