Mark Madden Reviews TNA Impact With “Mojo Madden!”

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In tribute to Bruce Mitchell, the genre’s originator, it’s Mojo Madden! One time only – it’s way too time-consuming.

TNA Impact: 3/8/10
 
COMMERCIAL
*The babyfaces left the heels laying, so why do I care about the main event when the babyfaces already got their revenge?
 
SEGMENT #1
*It’s bad when you don’t recognize half the people in the opening montage.
*Did Tenay call him "the immoral Hulk Hogan"? I would have. In fact, I did.
*Abyss does nothing for me.
*"Cut the clowning"? And then he quotes Buzz Lightyear? Crap, cliched promo, dude.
*Geez, Brooke Hogan has wantonly big jugs.
*YAY! MONEY MARK!
*Feathered hoodie? LOVE THAT!
*Ric Flair becomes the first 61-year-old in space. No one ever took a backdrop better.
*It's PEL-ay, not pay-lay.
*Sting, not Lex Luger, appears. DRAT! He kills Hogan and Abyss. YAY! This sets up Flair's 37th career turn on Sting. For the love of God, somebody hold up four fingers. I'd settle for three. Hey, just like Kim Page!

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