Mojo Madden’s Raw #1,000 Madness! Overall Show Thoughts

Nick Paglino

WWE RawThen. Now. Forever. That’s what Joe Paterno thought, too.

Would all the dead guys want the show to go on? I wonder.

We get Vince immediately. That way, we know who the real star is. Cole and King are just grateful he’s out of their headsets for 30 seconds. They lay it on thick anyway.

Why are the fans thanking Vince? He’s rich. Thank all the dead guys.

NEW MERCH ALERT! One-time only (yeah, right) DX T-shirts.

DX: One comeback too many? Try many too many. Triple H and HBK are too old, and too old-looking, to skip around and act like juvenile delinquents.

Oh, you didn’t know? Well, yeah…but I forgot.

You can’t say “ass,” but you can say “suck it”?

NOT FUNNY. NOT NO’ MO’. I’m wondering if it ever was.

Is intramural clowning around and mugging for each other really suitable for national TV, especially on an EVENT SHOW?

I wish Damien Sandow really was an intellectual savior. But Einstein, da Vinci and Lanny Poffo couldn’t save this skit.

J.R. IS BACK! And he looks like me!

Thirty minutes in. Still no wrestling.

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