New WWE Champion CM Punk makes his way out to the ring and says he wants to tell everyone a story about what he wanted to be when he grew up. His teacher went around the room and got to him, and he said he wanted to be a wrestler, not a sports entertainer, and he fought all the way from the bottom to get there. Punk says the best part of it all was he walked into MSG and won the WWE Championship, and he did it all on his own terms and the title is going nowhere and it will stay with him. He says alot of people in high places don't like him, but he is the new face of WWE and he sits on the mat and says he is going to make the title more interesting.
Punk says he wants to be an agent of change, and he is going to make things dangerous again, and mentions the ice cream bars again before saying he wants to get John Laurinaitis fired. John comes out and says they can still work together because they want what is best for the WWE Universe, and he is going to take the high road since he doesn't understand Punk's hatred towards him. Punk says he doesn't want him around because eventhough Vince was a bastard, he would say things to your face but John is more like a two faced middle man. He mocks the term "WWE Universe" and says they are fans, then calls John a stooge and middle management.
John says he can be just as exciting and dynamic as Punk and he is going to prove it now by evoking Alberto Del Rio's rematch clause in a match next week. Punk mocks the decision and asks for the match tonight, but John says he has plans for him and says he will face Dolph Ziggler in a Champion vs Champion match. Punk calls the decision stupid and says John doesn't listen to the fans, because they want to see Dolph Ziggler vs Zack Ryder, and John says Zack has a match with Alberto tonight. He tells Punk he nor Ryder can beat Dolph, but Punk says he will prove him wrong, then beat Alberto next week, and sometime soon someone will beat some sense into him.
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