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Earl Hebner Video Package
A video package is shown of Earl Hebner being labeled as the Hugh Hefner of professional wrestling.... I've officially seen it all now! Henber is kissing girls in the video and acting like a pimp, this is hilarious.
TNA Knockout Title Match: Madison Rayne vs. Miss Tessmacher
Earl Hebner is the referee and he wants to make children with Madison Rayne, so will Tessmacher get a fair shake? That's the complex storyline of this match... TNA doesn't employ Shakespeare. Tessmacher walks out to the ring with the Knockout Title belt. Tessmacher is looking so hot, seriously. It's plain ridiculous. The match starts... They lock up. Hebner breaks up the action and they lock up again. The two girls are jockying for position. Tessmacher goes for two pin attempts, but doesn't get the victory. Madison rolls out of the ring to regroup. Madison Rayne climbs back into the ring and clothesines Tessmacher exsplosively. Tessmacher is then head-smashed into the top turnbuckle. Tessmacher is in pain and screaming. Then Madison Rayne pins Tessmacher's head between her legs and rams Tessmacher's head into the mat about five times. Tessmacher takes control of the action, but then Madison Rayne rakes her eyes and stops Tessmcher's momentum. However, moments later, Tessmacher grabs Madison Rayne and smashes her face into the mat. Tessmacher goes to the top rope and she does an amazing Randy Savage-style flying elbow drop onto Madison Rayne. Tessmacher goes for the pin. Madison Rayne tosses her foot on the rope, two count but Tessmacher doesn't see the foot on the rope and she argues with Earl Hebner. As she argues, Madison Rayne goes for the reverse roll up and pins Tessmacher as she holds onto the ropes for leverage. Madison Rayne, 1-2-3.
Winner: Madison Rayne
Backstage: Jeremy Borash Interviews Bully Ray
JB is shown backstage to introduce Bully Ray. Bully Ray says he is not stupid and that Aces and Eights are looking for him. He then shows two playing cards, an ace and an 8 card. Bully Ray is scared but he then says he is the baddest mofo to put a target on and he has the biggest calves in pro wrestling! Lol.