Have you wondered why JBL has been wearing baggy suits since returning to WWE RAW? It’s because he has a big ass.
WWE Hall of Famer JBL was a recent guest on WWE After The Bell with Corey Graves to discuss a wide variety of subjects. When asked about the baggy suits he’s been wearing on Monday Night RAW, JBL chalked it up to having a big ass.
“I happen to buy pants that fit me,” JBL said. “I have a large ass. I got more ass than a donkey farm. My college coach told me one time said, ‘Son, if I told you to haul ass, it’d take you four trips,’ and I’m not putting my large ass, 10 pounds of potatoes in a five-pound sack and putting them in skinny jeans.”
When Kevin Patrick mentioned that baggy pants are back in fashion, JBL said he didn’t care about fashion, and he wears baggy pants because he wants to.
“I don’t give a shit if baggy pants are in fashion. I don’t care if MC Hammer walks in doing his hammer dance. It’s hammer time! Hammer time! I don’t care. I do what I want because I do it. And I’m not wearing skinny jeans because I’m an adult.”
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