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Bill Goldberg Ranked Ugliest On-Screen Santa Claus Of All-Time

Goldberg has a new accolade in his storied career — he’s the ugliest Santa Claus ever!

According to a new feature from Gambling.com, former WWE/WCW star Bill Goldberg is the least attractive Santa Claus ever seen on screen. The site used the popular beauty measurement app Golden Ratio Face to rank the hottest and ugliest on-screen Santas, and Golberg topped the latter poll for his portrayal of Saint Nick in the 2005 film Santa’s Slay

As if that wasn’t enough, Goldberg was the only actor out of 72 people featured on the list that scored a sub-zero ranking.

Check out the full list of Hottest On-Screen Santas from Gambling.com below:

  • 1 Beau Bridges The Christmas Secret 9.26
  • 2 Don Beddoe Bewitched, episode Humbug Not to Be Spoken Here 9.23
  • 3 Lloyd Bridges In the Nick of Time 9.06
  • 4 Billy Bob Thornton Bad Santa; Bad Santa 2 9.02
  • 5 Andy Devine Batman, episode The Duo is Slumming 9.01
  • 6 William Hootkins Like Father, Like Santa 8.98
  • 7 John Wheeler Step by Step episode “Too Many Santas”; Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus; Meet the Santas 8.90
  • 8 Steve Bacic Deck the Halls 8.85
  • 9 Nick Frost Doctor Who – “Last Christmas” 8.79
  • 10 George Buza A Christmas Horror Story 8.70
  • 11 Ed Wynn Miracle on 34th Street 8.66
  • T12 Jim Broadbent Get Santa 8.59
  • T12 Richard Mulligan The Twilight Zone, episode “Night of the Meek” 8.59
  • 14 Charles Durning It Nearly Wasn’t Christmas; Mrs. Santa Claus; Elmo Saves Christmas; Mr. St. Nick; A Boyfriend for Christmas 8.51
  • 15 Richard Riehle The Hebrew Hammer; A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas 8.35
  • 16 Hume Cronyn Santa and Pete 8.31
  • 17 Bryan Cranston The Santa Claus Brothers 8.28
  • 18 Ferdinard Munier Babes in Toyland; Lake Placid Serenade; Road to Utopia 8.26
  • 19 Kevin James Elmo’s Christmas Countdown 8.21
  • 20 Bruce Campbell The Librarians episode “And Santa’s Midnight Run” 8.20
  • 21 Will Sasso Finding Mrs. Claus 8.15
  • 22 Tim Allen The Santa Clause; The Santa Clause 2; The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 8.09
  • 23 Dick O’Neill “Reality Bites” The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 8.03
  • T24 Phil Pierce A Bad Moms Christmas 8.02
  • T24 Kurt Russell The Christmas Chronicles; The Christmas Chronicles 2 8.02
  • 26 Bert Parnaby* The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe 7.99
  • 27 Paul Sorvino Santa Baby 2 7.94
  • 28 Leslie Nielsen All I Want For Christmas 7.91
  • 29 Leedham Bantock Santa Claus 7.86
  • 30 Ed Asner Elf; Christmas on the Bayou 7.84
  • 31 Peeter Jakobi* Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale 7.82
  • 32 Edmund Gwenn Miracle on 34th Street 7.77
  • 33 Michael Gross Becoming Santa 7.76
  • 34 Peter Shukoff* Epic Rap Battles of History, episode “Moses vs. Santa Claus” 7.43
  • T35 Sebastian Cabot Miracle on 34th Street 7.34
  • T35 Phil LaMarr Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, episode “A Lost Claus” 7.34
  • 37 Jose Elias Moreno Santa Claus 7.25
  • 38 George Wendt Santa Baby 7.23
  • 39 Paul Maxey* The Magical World of Disney, episode “Holiday Time at Disneyland” 7.21
  • 40 Richard Attenborough Miracle on 34th Street 7.20
  • 41 Bill Lewis* Defending Christmas 7.18
  • 42 James Earl Jones Recess Christmas: Miracle on Third Street 7.07
  • 43 Richard Griffiths A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa 6.95
  • 44 Mel Gibson Fatman 6.87
  • 45 Nigel Hawthorne Call Me Claus 6.85
  • 46 Art Carney The Great Santa Claus Switch; The Night They Saved Christmas; 6.83
  • 47 John Malkovich Santabear’s High Flying Adventure 6.80
  • 48 Donavon Stinson A Fairly Odd Christmas; Santa Hunters 6.78
  • 49 Cecil Kellaway Bewitched, Episode “A Vision of Sugar Plums” 6.71
  • 50 Jonathan Winters Santa vs. the Snowman 6.66
  • 51 Robert Wagner Northpole 6.53
  • 52 John Call Santa Claus Conquers the Martians 6.52
  • 53 Dakin Matthews The Big Bang Theory, episode “The Santa Simulation” 6.38
  • 54 Austin Pendleton Christmas with the Kranks 6.34
  • 55 Paul Giamatti Fred Claus 6.28
  • 56 Sal Lizard The Box 6.17
  • T57 Brian Blessed Sooty, episode Pranks and Presents 5.98
  • T57 Bob Dorough The Clarks 5.98
  • 59 Isaac Hayes The Pullmans 5.78
  • 60 Fred Astaire The Man in the Santa Claus Suit 5.75
  • 61 Mark Mitchell* The Munsters’ Scary Little Christmas 5.71
  • 62 Andy Clyde The Pepsi-Cola Playhouse; Studio 57 5.63
  • 63 David Huddleston Santa Claus: The Movie 5.61
  • 64 Jan Rubeš One Magic Christmas 5.54
  • 65 James Cosmo The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe; The Santa Incident 5.53
  • 66 Oliver Clark Ernest Saves Christmas 5.50
  • 67 Thomas Mitchell The Miracle on 34th Street 5.42
  • 68 Alan Hale, Jr. Gilligan’s Island, episode Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk 5.36
  • 69 Douglas Seale “Santa ’85” Amazing Stories; Ernest Saves Christmas 5.22
  • 70 Dick Van Patten A Mouse, a Mystery and Me; The Santa Trap 5.01
  • 71 Chuck McCann A Very Retail Christmas 4.36
  • 72 Bill Goldberg Santa’s Slay -0.99

Gambling.com is the flagship brand for Nasdaq-listed Gambling.com Group (GAMB); a multi-award-winning provider of digital marketing services for the global, regulated online gambling industry. The research team at Gambling.com used Wikipedia to identify every actor over the age of 18 who has done a live-action portrayal of Santa Claus.

The site noted the following omissions: A. Cameron Grant (I Love Lucy Christmas Show-1956); Jay Clark (Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny – 1972); and Douglas Campbell (Once Upon a Christmas – 2000) were not included in the study as pictures of each actor could not be found or didn’t qualify for assessment.

 

Santa’s Slay is available on Amazon Prime video-on-demand or on DVD if you want to check the film out.

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