The Fact of Life Featuring Eli Drake
Drake says this is the return of the greatest show ever, the Fact of Life. Drake says he took care of Big Poppa Pump last week. Drake says he is going to list off the top five dummies in Impact Wrestling. Number five all the fans in Impact wrestling. Number four is Austin Aries. Number three is Impact Management. Number two is once again the fans of Impact. Yeah. The number one dummy is Moose. They say Moose is on a roll. They say Moose is mowing through all the competition. Last time Drake faced Moose he took Moose’s world title case.
Next week Drake will face Moose and the winner will face Austin Aries for the World Championship. Moose comes out and slowly walks to the ring. Moose says Drake has the cheesiest one-liners in Impact Wrestling. Moose says he was sitting in the back listening to Drake call him the number one dummy. If memory serves Drake lost his tag team titles and lost his world title shot. Moose calls Drake a loser. Drake attacks Moose. Drake low blows Moose. Drake hits the Gravy Train. Drake drops his podium on top of Moose.
Here's @TheEliDrake smashing the Dummy button so you can just relive it on a loop over and over. #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/XrGrfZYSSM
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) June 8, 2018
